Out there…

by premierbakedbeanbrand

Out in the countryside you follow a different set of rules to the rules of the city… the packs of feral hooded children are replaced by packs of domesticated, if somewhat larger than normal, dogs and gangs of wild free-roaming chicken. If you come from the Outside and have no previous experience, out in the land where men are men and men drink petrol, at 89.9p a litre that’s better than any of the bars promo nights on vodka around here so why wouldn’t you?, they’ve posted hints and tips everywhere to give us a chance at survival… Most helpful. How we got to be in the country is a whole other story- one that highlights the interesting places you end up when you’re into riding little bikes…

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